by Micah Hart
You are Dwight Howard. You are perhaps the game’s best big man (certainly on the defensive side), but are often criticized for your lack of an offensive arsenal outside of dunks or dunks. What do you do? Why, you go see one of the most offensively-skilled big men in history, Hakeem Olajuwon, that’s what.
Man, the Dream still looks like he could get up and down the court a little, doesn’t he?