by Micah Hart
First it was Shaq and the double-stuffs. Now Nate Robinson has taken a side gig at a local Chipotle:
Oh, Chipotle. How I enjoy your burritos, yet curse your lack of free chips.
You’ve got some stones on you, Chipotle. Every single other burrito chain gives you free chips and salsa, but not you! Free chips are beneath you. Fine.
If you continue to insist on making me pay for chips, I will continue to insist on eating at Willy’s (a local Atlanta chain that positively flows with gratis chips and salsa).
Viva la resistance!