Shaq focuses on other competitive career

by Micah Hart

The amazing thing about Shaquille O’Neal — If you told me this had nothing to do with Shaq being a spokesperson for Oreos, I’d probably believe you. How different is an impromptu rally to get people to lick Oreo middles than deciding to pose as a statue in Harvard Square for an hour? Shaq is like a one-man Improv Everywhere troupe.

By the way, I know this is allegedly a “surprise” rally, but the competitors are attacking the task with the fire and determination of people who have been training for this moment for quite some time. Double stuff ringers? You be the judge.

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