Ron Artest joining cast of Two and a Half Men, announces Ron Artest

by Micah Hart

There is a question that has been on the lips of many, many Americans ever since Charlie Sheen bought a one-way ticket aboard the Crazy Train: who will take his place on TV’s top-rated sitcom*, CBS’ Two and a Half Men?

* I weep for our future

Well, the news broke today, and people can wonder no more: the new sex-crazed, cracker-of-wise misanthrope on the hit show will be … Ron Artest!

At least, so sayeth Queensbridge’s finest:

I guess Ron-Ron saw how successful Lamar Odom has been in his move to the small screen** and decided he needed to get in on the action. I can easily see him getting a rise out of Jon Cryer.

** I have no idea how Khloe and Lamar performs in the ratings – are people tuning in?

I’ll say this. I’ve never seen a single episode of TAAHM, but if Artest was on it, I’d probably give it a shot. At least for an episode or two.

Obviously Artest is kidding, but who knows? Maybe he’ll preview a taste of what the show might look like at his comedy showcase this summer.

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  1. adam says:

    so yes hes doin it or no its a joke?

  2. XBL: GPxShaD 6Ringz says:

    No it was a joke adam

  3. Carlos says:

    shows boring, the nice guys actually way funnier, but media hype will do just that, love Artest though go Ron Ron!

  4. NetsNetsNets says:

    It better be a joke.

  5. Cha says:

    is it me or his neck a bit long? lol

  6. LOL says:

    Ron Artest = The Most Overrated Defender in NBA History

    • itsogone says:

      Y! Are you kidding me! Ron is so good at defending. Just cause you don’t like a person it has nothing to do with their abilities.

  7. Jason Glugla says:

    Teams tend to crumble the 2nd season after Artest joins. He is bad news.

    • HalfbakedFlunky says:

      Yeah, Lakers got swept by Dallas cause of Ron Artest. Let the scapegoating begin!!!!

    • itsogone says:

      Wow! What a statement! What was the reason of their winning during his first season. UNCRUMBLING! I’m just saying! LOL

  8. Jonesy says:

    im not sure what would be more of a joke, artest playing charlie sheen or bruce willis’ son ashton kutcher?? any thoughts on who would be more of a joke?

  9. BLM73 says:

    Yo, y’all just a bunch of haters. Ron Artest is a good actor, better than Jordan all acting wit a cartoon bunny. Now shut up before I gotta raise my pimp hand up in this blog.

    • Myhand says:

      Ron Artest is a good actor. He acted like he didn’t mean to give a cheap shot on JJ before he got kicked out of the game.

  10. jamie says:

    dear, XBL: GPxShaD 6Ringz
    u know what else was photoshopped???!!!

    UR FACE!!!!

  11. joe buck says:

    ashton kutcher is playing as charlie sheen

  12. GotEm says:

    Ron Artest = WINNING

  13. awesomeman says:

    how about a minor role, he needs to focus on his family foundations and basketball for now.

  14. michael says:

    I don’t get it, Micah. You’ve never seen an episode, yet you feel qualified to comment on what the show’s popularity means for “our future”.

    By the way, I would watch ANYTHING with Ron Artest. I even read his twitter site, even though I have no other involvement with the twitter movement. The man is entertaining and deceptively smart.

  15. bulls>heat says:

    ok if there ends up being 3 comments by me, idky it wont show. lebron james, dwayne wade, and cris bosh would go great for this show