by Micah Hart
There is a question that has been on the lips of many, many Americans ever since Charlie Sheen bought a one-way ticket aboard the Crazy Train: who will take his place on TV’s top-rated sitcom*, CBS’ Two and a Half Men?
* I weep for our future
Well, the news broke today, and people can wonder no more: the new sex-crazed, cracker-of-wise misanthrope on the hit show will be … Ron Artest!
At least, so sayeth Queensbridge’s finest:
I guess Ron-Ron saw how successful Lamar Odom has been in his move to the small screen** and decided he needed to get in on the action. I can easily see him getting a rise out of Jon Cryer.
** I have no idea how Khloe and Lamar performs in the ratings – are people tuning in?
I’ll say this. I’ve never seen a single episode of TAAHM, but if Artest was on it, I’d probably give it a shot. At least for an episode or two.
Obviously Artest is kidding, but who knows? Maybe he’ll preview a taste of what the show might look like at his comedy showcase this summer.
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so yes hes doin it or no its a joke?
No it was a joke adam
shows boring, the nice guys actually way funnier, but media hype will do just that, love Artest though go Ron Ron!
It better be a joke.
is it me or his neck a bit long? lol
It is long, but it was photoshopped
Ron Artest = The Most Overrated Defender in NBA History
Y! Are you kidding me! Ron is so good at defending. Just cause you don’t like a person it has nothing to do with their abilities.
Teams tend to crumble the 2nd season after Artest joins. He is bad news.
Yeah, Lakers got swept by Dallas cause of Ron Artest. Let the scapegoating begin!!!!
Wow! What a statement! What was the reason of their winning during his first season. UNCRUMBLING! I’m just saying! LOL
im not sure what would be more of a joke, artest playing charlie sheen or bruce willis’ son ashton kutcher?? any thoughts on who would be more of a joke?
Yo, y’all just a bunch of haters. Ron Artest is a good actor, better than Jordan all acting wit a cartoon bunny. Now shut up before I gotta raise my pimp hand up in this blog.
Ron Artest is a good actor. He acted like he didn’t mean to give a cheap shot on JJ before he got kicked out of the game.
Yeah – dats what I’m talking about, good acting chops.
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u know what else was photoshopped???!!!
UR FACE!!!!
Ha!
ashton kutcher is playing as charlie sheen
Ron Artest = WINNING
how about a minor role, he needs to focus on his family foundations and basketball for now.
I don’t get it, Micah. You’ve never seen an episode, yet you feel qualified to comment on what the show’s popularity means for “our future”.
By the way, I would watch ANYTHING with Ron Artest. I even read his twitter site, even though I have no other involvement with the twitter movement. The man is entertaining and deceptively smart.
ok if there ends up being 3 comments by me, idky it wont show. lebron james, dwayne wade, and cris bosh would go great for this show