by Zettler Clay
In case you missed it, Shaq has a memoir coming out. As it is with recollections from celebrities, the days leading up to its release is nonstop talk shows and public sightings. So earlier this week it was Jimmy Kimmel’s turn to vet the former NBA big man on whether Kobe or LeBron was his favorite person to shower with or whether his diminutive girlfriend can actually carry him on her back.
Yeah, about that last part. Just turn to the 3:10 second mark.
You just witnessed an act transcending any logical reach I could ever muster. That young lady, Hoopz of Flavor of Love fame, traveled a good seven steps before summarily collapsing to the canvas. Which is about six more steps than any 5-foot-2 human should ever last under the weight of the Big Analyst.