by Zettler Clay
JaVale McGee. Never a meh moment. Never provoking ennui.
I’m not sure what was more noteworthy. The coaches’ hysteria? The look of mischievous stoicism on his face as he trots back down court? The apathetic resignation from his teammates? The fact that the ball went 2,332 rows in the stands?
Of course this isn’t the first time McGee’s been sent to the bench for the outlandish. On one hand, the inner Naismith wants to come out and ream the underachieving talent for the (purposeful?) bouts of ineptitude. On the other, you can’t help but be amused by the “innocent Dennis the Menace, doesn’t know any better” charm.
As fellow producer Micah Hart stated earlier, my man just makes it too easy.