by Micah Hart
Were you at the Thunder-Nuggets game Wednesday night? If so, did you leave your seats to go get something to eat at halftime? If so, then you missed this bit of misfortune for the intermission’s entertainment:
Random halftime entertainer, I feel your pain, metaphorically and physically. I’m sorry to replay your embarrassment to the masses, but if it’s any consolation, perhaps you will be a contender against Man Getting Hit In Groin at next year’s Oscars.