by Zettler Clay IV
Unless you’re a Luddite, you might have heard about a phone that came out recently. The iPhone 5 has been a blessing to those still toting around “outdated” models and a bane to technophiles (ahem) seeking to curb their budget. Apple has a few stakeholders, including the Knicks’ Iman Shumpert. And Shumpert is eager to pose a relevant question to the masses:
The young man raises a serious existential query. If the phone can’t dunk, then what’s the use?
Catch up on every single game-winning buzzer beater during the season and see how it rates on the Horry Scale.



It’s great, the only negative is the maps system, after they did away with Google Maps.