by Zettler Clay IV
Unless you’re a Luddite, you might have heard about a phone that came out recently. The iPhone 5 has been a blessing to those still toting around “outdated” models and a bane to technophiles (ahem) seeking to curb their budget. Apple has a few stakeholders, including the Knicks’ Iman Shumpert. And Shumpert is eager to pose a relevant question to the masses:
The young man raises a serious existential query. If the phone can’t dunk, then what’s the use?