Dwight’s Center Center For Centers (Video)

By Jeff Case


Lest we’ve all forgotten with the Dwightmare and Dwama and all, Dwight Howard can be a pretty funny guy when he wants to be. Things have gotten quite heavy in Lakerland with the 9-12 start and on and on, so if you’re an L.A. fan, this video is great proof of just how hilarious Howard might lighten your mood.

It’s a spot-on parody of those heart-wrenching ASPCA commercials for animal cruelty, from the Sarah McLachlan-inspired song parody of “Angels” (we’re gonna say this song is called “Arms of Dikembe”) to the dramatic, somber tone of Dwight, you can’t help but get a chuckle.

It’s also perfectly timed to tie in with our man Steve Aschburner‘s Hang Time blog post about how removing the center position from the All-Star ballot might leave some of Dwight’s big man compatriots out in the cold.

Enjoy the laughs, everyone.

BONUS! A great behind-the-scenes video, too:


  1. Nick says:

    I feel like Dwight will never be spoken about in the same breathe as the greatest because he just doesn’t ever seem to be the best on the floor anymore.

  2. KC says:

    I feel like Dwight must still be suffering lingering effects from his back surgery. He just doesn’t look 100%. They don’t run enough plays for him, and Kobe jacking up jumpers is not my idea of effective offense. Granted, he’s making them at a pretty decent clip, but the Lakers would be more involved if their leader was a different kind of leader. I think it’s worth it for Kobe to lose a few games and trust his teammates more. He shot 29 shots in their last game, and made 9 of them. They won, yeah, but Kobe has to wonder if he’s going to have a team with him in June if he keeps this up.

  3. iivviiccaa79 says:

    this is so funny:))

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