By Nick Margiasso
Well, it’s been two weeks since the great Kobe Bryant became seemingly the last major NBA star to join Twitter (c’mon, Tim Duncan‘s too old people). Two weeks is about the true test of time for anything: it’s how long you need to decide to fire your coach, how long it takes for a new one to put your team in the tank and, of course, to know whether or not your Twitter account is successful. Here are some of the gems so far, separated, for your viewing ease, by helpful hashtags. You’re welcome.
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#FirstThingsFirst
The antisocial has become social #mambatweets—
Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 04, 2013
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#RichPeopleDontNeedCollegeLOL
Sunset view from yacht not yatch lol don't skip college ha! http://t.co/Ay1tgWq6—
Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 06, 2013
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#BallAndAlsoGandhiDontLie
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will" Gandhi
On to the next one. Keep focus.—
Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 07, 2013
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#HaHaHaItsAFakeFightGetIt…GETIT!
The mamba vs d12 !! It's on lol http://t.co/cZQO5Avf—
Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 07, 2013
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#ThingsThatSoundCoolAndAlsoGross
The tub of youth is calling me tonight! Lol—
Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 16, 2013
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#NuffSaid
It's been real. Will check n with u all tmr. Taking my old ass to sleep lol
#CountOnKobesnoring—
Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 18, 2013
Catch up on every single game-winning buzzer beater during the season and see how it rates on the Horry Scale.



Kobe how can i be better at bball like could you name some drills to do after school
also i didn’t make my team and i dont do godd in games any advive
I’m waiting to see the Lakers in the play-offs so -Kobe-keep doing what you do-You never give up and I love that about you-I never give up either-I am a writer (poems books, songs) but I haven’t gained much success at it yet but I have the will to go on until I accomplish my goal -I want to be a household name-God willing it will come true-I love getting feedback from the audience when I sing or present poems as I know you do when you deliver on the floor-I know it is a thrill-I haven’t reached your height yet but there is tomorrow-KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, Kobe! LOVE YA