Calderon Is April Fooled … By Himself

by Zettler Clay IV

At the trade deadline in February, Jose Calderon was traded from the Toronto Raptors to the Detroit Pistons. Tonight, he visited his former digs, the Air Canada Centre, to presumably prove to old team why they shouldn’t have traded him. After a riveting tribute to his accomplishments moved him and halftime arrived, he…walked to the Raptors’ locker room?


Unluckily for us, his amnesia was short-lived. Calderon scored 19 points along with nine dimes to topple his former mates and, in a fit of irony, officially eliminate them from playoff contention.


  1. Hey says:

    hey zettler it should be ‘from toronto raptors to detroit pistons’ you’re just confusing us. april fools also?

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