Knicks Players Perplexed By Mike Woodson’s Goatee

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — New York Knicks coach Mike Woodson‘s goatee doesn’t get the attention it deserves. Perfectly trimmed, densely populated, nearly symmetric, Mike Woodson’s goatee might be the NBA’s most wholly realized facial hair. And in order to fully explore Coach Woodson’s facial hair, the Knicks recently sent their “Kid Reporters” Ryan and Jaylah out to interview several Knicks players, to try and get to the bottom of the existential riddle that is Coach Woodson’s goatee.

Is Woodson’s goatee, as Carmelo Anthony suggests, completely detachable?

Does Coach Woodson dye it, Steve Novak wonders?

Is Mike Woodson actually 70 years old, as JR Smith asks?

All that and more in the video…

(via r/NBA)


  1. pcvip says:

    They were cute. And all the players got it except … JR seems to think about as much of himself in this video as he always does.

  2. GOATee says:

    “I don’t think I’d look good with a goatee. What do you think?”
    “…No. No.”
    LMAO she was very firm in her decision

  3. Skolimowski says:

    Woodson has the most perfect goatee of all time. OF ALL TIME!

  4. Gustavo RJ says:

    hahuaahhahahjajaja very good!
    bizarre goatee from Mike,
    but what matters is the Knicks. we will be champions!
    Knicks my Love ! Since Rio de Janeiro- Brasil

  5. LAKERFAN says:


  6. Lil B says:

    Who cuts it?