ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Here is a list of the things that happen in the following YouTube video:
1. Dirk Nowitzki gets into a car with a fellow German, a DJ named Flula.
2. The car is driven by a member of the Dallas Mavericks Dancers. Another member of the Dallas Mavericks Dancers is riding shotgun. They are both wearing their dancing costumes.
3. While riding in the car, Flula uses a bunch of technical equipment to create a beat and loop it.
4. Eventually, a spirited rendition of the Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction” breaks out.
5. Dirk takes the lead.
If it sounds like there’s a lot going on here, that’s because there is. And I didn’t even get to half of it. But it’s totally worth checking out…