The Miami Heat Perform Karaoke

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Last night down in Miami, Heat forward Shane Battier hosted his annual Battioke event, where the Miami Heat players take turns performing karaoke to raise money for charity. And thanks to the Heat’s Instagram account, we have a treasure trove of videos from the vent, featuring plenty of off-key singing and performances. Little pitchy, dawg? Little pitchy, dawg.

Let’s start with Battier, Greg Oden and actor Ken Jeong performing the Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way”…

Norris Cole and James Jones went with Jay Z and Justin Timberlake‘s “Holy Grail”…

Newest Heat member Toney Douglas went with Montell Jordan‘s “Let’s Ride,” while LeBron James and James Jones did some background dancing…


Roger Mason Jr with a pretty competent version of John Legend‘s “Green Light”…

LeBron, Dwyane Wade and Udonis Haslem combined on Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines.” Strong falsetto, Bron…

Chris Bosh killing, literally, Tom Jones‘ “It’s Not Unusual,” complete with The Carlton as choreography…

Bosh then went into a costume change and re-emerged as Shock G to perform Digital Underground’s classic, “The Humpty Dance”…

The Big Three (Bron, Wade, Bosh) with a faithful rendition of Jodeci’s “Come And Talk To Me”…

Pat Riley and a surprisingly pitchy Jimmy Buffet combined on Marvin Gaye‘s “Heard It Through The Grapevine”…

Wade’s significant other Gabrielle Union selected the Garth Brooks classic “Friends In Low Places”…

Your winner for the evening? James Jones! Here’s his acceptance speech…

And to close it out, here’s a team performance of Lil Jon‘s “Get Low”…

19 Comments

  1. jhun_dino2000@yahoo.com says:

    that was one hell of a night

  2. Philippe says:

    This is one special team !

    • nurudeen alanamu says:

      Great team is always Measured by level pf unity and togetherness feelings among every member.keep it up . I see your 3rd ring on the way. Just have faith in each others.

      Nurudeen

  3. Mm says:

    This is funny!

  4. Jeday147 says:

    I just love the Miami Heat Organization…Basketball, Fun and Family.

  5. Flash says:

    Damn this guys can really have fun

  6. 3pac says:

    is it me or the videos are too short?
    i get only 5 seconds then it stops, it sucks.

  7. amazeonsale says:

    wow they seem like they are having fun.

  8. Javier says:

    I can’t wait to see all the haters say that this is cheesy and stupid. This is what we call ‘bonding’ and making chemistry. This is why the Heat were the 2013 Champs and the 2013 Lakers weren’t. Pure chemistry.

  9. Pat Anseaume says:

    Far out! Get low!

  10. LeggoHeat says:

    Yep

  11. Rodger Speff says:

    This is what happens when you team is doing good. YOU HAVE FUN! Great show guys!

  12. danfromrussia says:

    man, i wish i could live in miami, i would be on such parties every single time! I love this team, organization, men, you’re the best!

  13. Jimena says:

    They are simply the best!!!! Hope one day we can see them playing here in South America…. Well done HEAT!!!

  14. tsiko says:

    If this team don’t have big 3, or if this team is on the losing end. Do you think they can be like this?

  15. hydlaker says:

    what in the world

  16. JustSayin says:

    They should be more focused on the game… I´m hurted of tonights blow out :,(

  17. Alexander says:

    Not really a fan of miami but its cool how they always have time to raise for charities and connect to there fans with diffrent events

  18. Rhedz says:

    Heat is one of of a team…its not just an organization..its a family..too bad joel anthony, mike miller should have been here and also ronnie turiaf…but where is oden and beasley ??? Btw, this is why they will raise that trophy for this coming finals…because on and off the court they are that good…