Can the Portland Trail Blazers name all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

By Lang Whitaker,

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — We recently saw the Blazers attempt to name all seven of Snow White’s dwarfs. Now they are put back on the spot and asked to try and name all four members of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Hint: There’s not one named Ralph.)

VIDEO: Name the TMNT


  1. lbj says:

    Naming the four teenage mutant tortoise won’t give Portland players a ring. They need to name the Big 4 of Miami Allen,Bosh,Wade and our “king” LeBron!!!

    • dd def says:

      and you need to get a life.

    • Lakersfail says:

      …. And of course, future Hall of Famer the big Norris Cole!

    • Celtic533 says:

      @lbj lmao keep it up man!btw do you not go to school or have a job lok

    • Jamaalpaul says:

      Naming the “Big Four” won’t give them a ring either…

    • OKC says:

      King Lebron?????? you mean the old king. Sorry but the kind has died. Ummmm who just broke michael jordan’s 25 point a game record???? oh thats right the new king KD, oh who is going to win the MVP this year, oh thats right KD, wait wait scoring title???? oh yes thats much be KD also, now can you tell me Lebron does other than show how worthless the rest of the heat team is without him???? Its not a big 4 its a big 1 with 3 kids he has to babysit, and try to keep focused, and healthly! Seriously King james will end up like the real king James!

  2. wow says:

    i thought there’s a 5 ninja turtle πŸ™‚ (Westbrook) πŸ™‚

  3. Ftb says:


  4. hibbs says:

    before watching this video, Imma guess that Robin Lopez knows em’ all.

  5. dustydreamnz says:

    Yeah, Lopez is a gun at these. I thought this one was easy but only 2 got them all.

  6. Jintan says:

    Lopez looks pretty geeky if you followed him on twitter, I knew he would nail this.