NBA Finals

Dominique Jones sees your bicep tattoo, Jason Terry, and raises you a neck

by Micah Hart

We are all aware by now of the infamous Larry O’Brien tattoo Jason Terry got before the season. Now that Terry’s Mavs have made good on his promise, it seems his teammates are ready to get in on some of that action. Like Dominique Jones for example, who recently had this added to his neck:

Jones got no postseason minutes for Dallas, but no matter — he’s on the team and therefore a victor, and to the victor go the spoils. By the way, the new trend of getting a tattoo of the championship trophy, is that the new thing?

H/T Eye on Basketball

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For those teams looking to win in the future, remember, it’s all about fundamentals

by Micah Hart

Sebastian Pruiti of the always-informative NBA Playbook blog put together a hilarious and instructive montage of the NBA Finals, illustrating a point that a thousand coaches have made at every level of basketball since the beginning of the sport: don’t leave your feet unless you know where you’re going. Roll it!

The musical accompaniment is a nice touch.

NBA Finals Jump Pass Compilation [NBA Playbook]

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Enjoying yourself, Mark?

by Micah Hart

You think Mark Cuban is having a good time right now?

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Macy’s didn’t watch the game you watched last night

by Micah Hart

Via @thatsportsgirl, it appears Macy’s was watching a different NBA Finals than we were:

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Conventional wisdom: LeBron James edition

by Micah Hart

After each game day until the end of the NBA Finals, we’ll be taking a look at the conventional wisdom of the moment — which team is the current favorite to win it all, and which team should be ashamed to still be putting on its jerseys.

Here’s how it looks on the morning of Wednesday, June 8.

Start planning the parade:

Dallas Mavericks

The screenplay I am writing about the Mavericks’ championship season is starting to become too fantastic. I may have to tone it down so it will be a little more believable when I start shopping it to the studios.

Come on, Dallas, really? You win a game when your franchise, the one guy who has to have it going for you at all times, comes down with the flu, has a bad shooting night, commits the ultimate sin of MISSING A SINGLE FREE THROW, and you still somehow pull out another come-from-behind victory?

Walt Disney won’t even look me in the eye with that pitch.

Clearly, this Dallas team is more than just Dirk Nowitzki. Jason Terry, for all his yapping the last few days, did what champions do and backed up his talk when it counted.

Dirk, unlike LeBron James, knows what to do when the chips are pushed in to the middle – he attacks. He couldn’t hit water from a boat last night from the perimeter, but still managed to score more points in the fourth quarter than LBJ did in the entire game, and that, my friends, ain’t a coincidence.

They may have to disinfect the Larry O’Brien trophy after Nowitzki touches it because of the German’s germs, but so be it. The Mavericks storybook ending is just two games away now.

Give it up already:

Miami Heat

Gregg Doyel, you were a game early with your question for LeBron. Scottie Pippen thinks this guy could be better than Jordan? MJ never scored less than eight points in a Finals’ quarter, forget a whole game.

Dwyane Wade has got to be rethinking his decision to re-up with the Heat in the offseason. After all, he could have gone home to Chicago and made sweet music with a guy like Derrick Rose who actually, you know, doesn’t pretend there is an invisible forcefield around the painted area when the season is on the line, doesn’t play hot potato with the basketball as soon as it touches his hands in the fourth quarter.

Here is a stat: 44-9. You know what that stands for? That is the scoring numbers for Dirk vs. LeBron in the fourth quarter of the four Finals games so far. Don’t tell me that doesn’t mean something. It means everything. James can say all he wants about making the right basketball play, hitting the open man, etc., but last I checked the best way to win a basketball game is to score more points than the opposition. When you are playing 3-on-5 every possession, you are going to have to actually attempt a shot or two on occasion.

Seriously, how do you lose that game with Wade playing the way he did? How do you blow another big fourth-quarter lead?

Put that coffee cup down, LeBron. Coffee is for closers only.

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Wanna see every NBA Championship Ring? Good, here they are.

by Micah Hart

The guys at Hoopism have struck again, this time with an guests artists Robb Harskamp and Milton Un‘s rendering of every NBA championship ring in history, from 1947-2010. Check it out:

Check out the original post to get a closer look at each ring. I think my personal favorite might actually be the Lakers’ 2010 ring with the matching Larry O’Briens on each side. Simple but classy. And diamond-y. Conversely, the Lakers’ 2002 three-peat ring looks like something the Freemasons (or perhaps the Stonecutters) would wear to secret meetings.

NBA Championship Rings by Teams 1947 – 2010 [Hoopism]

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Ranking 2011 NBA Playoffs by levels of excitement

by Micah Hart

The excellent Tom Ziller of SB Nation is known for many things, but one of his best moves is his love of summing things up in graph or chart form.

Today he examines, quite colorfully, the amazing drama we’ve seen from an unforgettable 2011 playoff run so far.

The title is ever-so-slightly NSFW, but the content is definitely worth your time.

Pretty comprehensive list by Mr. Ziller, who goes on to elaborate on the graphic in the post, so definitely click through and read the whole thing. It will no doubt make you say, “Seriously, how amazing have these @#$%@ playoffs been so far???”

Seven Circles of Holy Sh#t [SB Nation]

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Conventional wisdom: June 6th

by Micah Hart

After each game day until the end of the NBA Finals, we’ll be taking a look at the conventional wisdom of the moment — which team is the current favorite to win it all, and which team should be ashamed to still be putting on its jerseys.

Here’s how it looks on the morning of Monday, June 6.

Start planning the parade:

Miami Heat

All hail Dwyane Wade, the ultimate playoff closer. The Mavericks had no answer for him in Game 3, and I don’t reckon they’ll find one before this series comes to an end. Also, that game-winning shot from the baseline by Chris Bosh? That’s there any time they want it, and CB4 is one of the best mid-range shooters in the NBA. Kind of a nice option to have, yeah?

We all know the stat by now — of the 11 Finals series that were tied 1-1 since the NBA went to the 2-3-2 format, the team that won Game 3 won the title all 11 times. Miami will make it 12-for-12 in just a few more days.

Give it up already:

Dallas Mavericks

The Mavericks continue to amaze with their ability to rally from large deficits, but at some point you wonder why they keep falling behind by such big margins so often. In this case, it’s simple — they aren’t as good as their opponents.

For the second time in three games, the Dallas bench came up short. For something that was supposed to be a big advantage for Big D coming into this series, they are running short on time to make their mark. Jason Terry is a hit-or-miss contributor, and Game 3 was a miss. It almost seemed like he wanted to erase his tattoo.

Dirk Nowitzki is unbelievably good, and it almost seems like he can do this on his own. He can’t. Which is why the Dallas run is nearly at its end.

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Heat, Mavs go back to the future

by Micah Hart

Say, did you know the Heat and Mavericks have played each other in the NBA Finals before? It’s true!

All Ball reader Shane from Down Under has shared with us his handiwork before, and returns again with this homage to one of the most talked about narratives of this year’s Finals, which begin Tuesday night in Miami:

Good on ya, as they say.

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