Posts Tagged ‘Andray Blatche’

Don’t know about a thousand, but this picture talks, Part III

by Zettler Clay

Last night, the Washington Wizards – owners of NBA’s worse road record – visited Disney World. The outcome of the game didn’t come as any surprise (Magic won handily) but this sight might.

Either a foul was called, causing play to stop while J.J. Redick got his freebie in or Redick delivered a Tim Hardaway-like crossover and finished with a left hand flush over the interested Wizards’ D.

The body language of the three Wizards – John Wall (l), Kirk Hinrich (c), Andray Blatche (r) – says more than I can. Well actually, Hinrich could give us a little more on the apathy end.

However, he did manage to exact some get-back on the former Blue Devil later in the game.

(For sake of time, forward to the 1:50 mark.)

J.J., hardwood. Hardwood, meet J.J. And that smothered laughter you hear… is not from Stephen Curry.

Ima Hilton Armstrong, Ima gonna win!

by Micah Hart

People say professional athletes are lucky because they get to play a kid’s game for a living. That being the case, it should come as no surprise that people who play kids’ games would enjoy other childhood pursuits. Like Go-Karts.

Of the five Wizards players who went none were shorter than 6-7, yet they all look like they fit pretty easily. Maybe they have oversized karts for larger clientele? I didn’t even know there were indoor tracks. Perhaps OKC isn’t as bad a place as I think it is.

So who was the best driver on the course? This guy? Sounds like Andray Blatche led the most laps, but Hilton Armstrong took the last checkered flag.

I may not be a professional athlete, but I doubt I’ll ever reach an age where driving a Go-Kart won’t be fun.

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