by Zettler Clay

Throughout the years, Tim Duncan has developed something of a decent resume. Four championships, two MVPs, a demeanor that’ll put a Leslie Nielson deadpan to shame. On Sunday night against the Nuggets, he decided that wasn’t enough.

1) Slap the defender with the ball to temporarily distract him.

2) Drive past said defender.

3) Throw it down over incredulous and dazed defender.

4) Get up and run back down court like you didn’t just accomplish the first three.

Check, check, check and check. Consider the Duncan vitae updated.

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