Posts Tagged ‘Dallas Mavericks’

Heat fans turning to Voodoo

by Zettler Clay

It’s getting desperate in Miami. And this was before the Heat fell within a game of playoff extinction.

Heat fans are gobbling up voodoo dolls by the hundreds in hopes from thwarting the Mavericks’ chances of winning this series. You know, as opposed to just cheering on their team. Facing scathing criticism by throngs for being fair weather and unknowledgeable fans — including this zinger by Round Mound of Rebound — must have taken its toll on the city.

Well maybe not. Buying up dolls to curse the other team — or improve your team’s chances — doesn’t exactly dispel notions of being a lousy basketball town, but it does offer some insight into the creativity of the denizens of Miami.

Two more games left to decide who the curse will actually effect. In the meantime, Yanecci Fuentes should be a very happy man.

The Jet’s Backup Plan

by Kevin McCormack

Last week we brought you the details on Jason Terry‘s Larry O’Brien trophy tatoo on his arm.  That’s confidence! But what if the Mavs lose in The Finals? Well, according to Terry, he’ll get the ink removed. Ouch!:

But if Dallas does stumble in the NBA Finals, which open Tuesday in Miami, Jet is prepared to erase the leap-of-faith inking.

“It symbolized the fact we had a realistic shot of getting there.” Terry said Sunday before the team departed for Miami. “If I didn’t think we had a chance, I definitely wouldn’t have put that on there. … For me, it’s something I have to sleep with, something I wake up with.

“I definitely know it’s going to hurt worse if I have to take this thing off.”

Yep, if Dallas doesn’t win the trophy, look for Terry to get it removed.

“It means it was bad luck.” Terry said. “I’m very superstitious.”

If the Mavs do win, he’ll still require some needle time – he left the trophy open so he could fill in the date of the championship.

Conventional Wisdom Watch: May 18

by Kevin McCormack

Each day until the end of the NBA Finals, we’ll be taking a look at the conventional wisdom of the moment — which team is currently the favorite to win it all, and which team should be ashamed to still be putting on its jerseys.

Here’s how it looks on the morning of Wednesday,  May 18.

Start planning the parade:

Dallas Mavericks

Dirk Nowitzki from last night as performed by an animated gif:

And perhaps we were wrong when we posted this back in October.

Give it up already:

Oklahoma City Thunder

Continuing today’s animated gif theme — here’s some analysis of the Thunder’s defense from last night:

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Conventional Wisdom Report: May 11

by Kevin McCormack

Each day until the end of the NBA Finals, we’ll be taking a look at the conventional wisdom of the moment — which team is currently the favorite to win it all, and which team should be ashamed to still be putting on their jerseys.

Here’s how it looks on the morning of Wednesday, May 11.

Start planning the parade:

Dallas Mavericks

It’s a tale of two series in the West. The Mavs dispatched the Lakers with relative ease while the OKC-Memphis series has all the makings of a seven-game classic. A potential Game 7 in Oklahoma would be played on Sunday, meaning that the West Finals couldn’t start until Tuesday, May 17 at the earliest — giving the Mavs a whopping nine days off since they sent Kobe and Co. to the golf course.

For a veteran team (I’m fairly certain Jason Kidd’s knees appreciate the week off), having the ability to rest, regroup and focus on the second half of the playoffs will be invaluable. Hey Cubes — cue the confetti!

Give it up already:

Atlanta Hawks

All Ball HQ is about two miles from Philips Arena, so we’re quite familiar with the basketball stylings of the Atlanta Hawks. And as a seasoned watcher of this team, let’s just say that it’s been a fun playoff run, but that run is about to end. And here’s the reason: Joe Johnson.

In case you forgot, the Hawks doled out a whopping $119 (!!) million to Johnson over the summer — a staggering sum of money for a player who you could argue isn’t among the 20 best players in the league. To make matters worse, consider the plight of 2014-15 Hawks. That’s when a 34-year-old Joe Johnson, in the final year of his massive deal, will be making $24.1 million. And if the CBA negotiations result in a hard cap, I hope the fans of Atlanta look forward to Joe Johnson and four guys from The Varsity taking the court each night.

This is all just a long way of saying that if the Hawks are to somehow win two straight games against the Bulls, they need Joe Johnson to start playing like he deserves that contract. Scoring only 15 points in a critical Game 5 just won’t cut it.

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