Posts Tagged ‘DeAndre Jordan’

DeAndre Jordan is Batman

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ALL BALL NERVE CENTERDeAndre Jordan is the Los Angeles Clippers’ likely all-defensive team center, a man who stops all opponents attempting to infiltrate his territory. Perhaps DJ takes some of his principles from one of our great, if not greatest, superheroes, Batman. Jordan says he’s a big, big Batman fan, and on a recent day off, Jordan went to Warner Bros. studios in Hollywood and got a chance to see some historic Batman memorabilia, as well as stuff from the upcoming Batman v Superman movie. Here’s a gallery of images from the Clippers, and be sure to check the video below…


VIDEO: Jordan is Batman

Chris Paul wants DeAndre Jordan to shoot


VIDEO: Jordan dunk

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — With the score tied, the Clippers had the final shot last night, and a chance to beat the Portland Trail Blazers in regulation. Chris Paul missed a shot, and the ball fell to DeAndre Jordan, standing under the basket, and Jordan… didn’t shoot?

I think what happened was Jordan heard the buzzer and thought the game was over. Only it was the shot clock buzzer instead. Either way, Jordan didn’t get a shot off. (And the worst thing? The Clips ended up losing in overtime.)

But it wasn’t for a lack of trying from Chris Paul. Check out Paul here in slow motion doing his best to urge Jordan to shoot…

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DeAndre Jordan channels Marshawn Lynch

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — We talked about Star Wars night in Dallas, but unfortunately the force was not with the Mavericks, who lost to the Clippers, 115-98. The Clips got a huge game from center DeAndre Jordan, who went for 22 points and a career-high 27 rebounds. And to commemorate his big game, Jordan did his best Marshawn Lynch impression during the postgame interview.

Why did Jordan have such a big game? Perhaps because he was playing near home and his Mom was at the game…

(via SBNation)

DeAndre Jordan celebrates Jamal Crawford’s fourth quarter in song

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Last night Jamal Crawford got hot. It wasn’t quite Klay Thompson-level hot, but Crawford scored 21 points in the fourth quarter to lead the Clippers to a 102-98 win over the Denver Nuggets. And after the game, when it was time to interview Crawford, Clippers center DeAndre Jordan decided to show his appreciation in song…


VIDEO: Jordan Sings

Blake Griffin inspires circular photobomb

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Just when you think you’ve seen it all, along comes something new. The Miami Heat have given us dozens of variations of the photobomb, but last night the Clippers came up with a totally new innovation on the photobomb. After defeating the Magic, 114-86, while Blake Griffin was doing the postgame interview, Clips players Matt Barnes and DeAndre Jordan came out and photobombed Griffin with what appears to be an orbital photobomb. They circled him several times as he spoke, leaving me to wonder if perhaps this was a tribute to NASA’s impending Orion launch, or maybe it’s just whatever they thought of in the moment. Whatever it is, your move, Miami.

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(via r/NBA)

Buzzer-beaters take over the night

Last night featured the biggest slate of NBA games since April, with 15 teams in action. The usual wonders of athleticism were on display from the usual suspects: James Harden, Andre Drummond, DeMarcus Cousins, Chris Paul, DeAndre Jordan, et al. Equally on display were the abnormal number of buckets swished right before end-of-the quarter horns.

Everybody who has put up shots alone has done it. “5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 …” Launch. In the Bulls-Pistons overtime affair, there were four buzzer-beaters to close a frame. And on and on it went, an endless loop of dramatic finishes, celebrations and dejection.

Another night like this and I don’t know if I can wait another three weeks for opening night.


VIDEO: It was buzzer-beaters galore Tuesday night

Brandon Knight has hops

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Up until now, the most famous (or infamous) moment of Brandon Knight‘s NBA career may have been when he got posterized a few years back by DeAndre Jordan. But as it turns out, Knight has some hops of his own. Check out this Vine posted by the Milwaukee Bucks, showing Brandon Knight jump on top of a stack of stuff that’s 60 inches high. Yeah, that’s five feet there…

DeAndre Jordan in Sharknado 3?

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Last night was a banner night of sorts here in the United States, as the SyFy channel aired “Sharknado 2,” the much-awaited sequel to last year’s “Sharknado.” Neither of these movies were much good by traditional standards, but that doesn’t really matter, because both of them were so bad that they were great. The movies are about…well, I’m not sure I can really explain it other than to say they involve a tornado made out of sharks that attack major cities.

During both movies, Twitter was alive with people making jokes and getting in on the fun of making fun of “Sharknado.” And one NBA player, Clippers center DeAndre Jordan, piped up with a possible movie poster for “Sharknado 3.”

Clips & Slide: Summer Fun With Your L.A. Basketball Team

By Nick Margiasso IV

If, by now, you don’t know that the Clippers have a roster full of players that like to have a good ol’ rollicking time, well then you don’t follow enough DeAndre Jordan hijinx.

Speaking of … here’s the infamous Charles Barkley impersonator himself, having some old fashioned backyard fun with Matt Barnes’ kids as general managers everywhere collectively cringe.

Summertime!

Old school slip & slide.. @deandrejordan6 & the #twins!!! Happy bday @amberalvarez… @aldaddy10 @ #jayden

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Lob City visits Croatia

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Being able to jump like Clippers big men Blake Griffin or DeAndre Jordan must be an incredible feeling. It is a feeling I have never had, and barring some freaky science experiment, will likely never have. It would be useful not only when playing basketball, of course, but also if you found yourself on a tourist-filled beach in Croatia, like this video that recently surfaced featuring Griffin and Jordan on a beach in Dubrovnik, Croatia, having some fun in the sun…


VIDEO: BG and DJ at beach

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