Posts Tagged ‘Dwight Howard’

Dwight Howard Loses Free Throw Contest To Housewife

ALL BALL NERVE CENTER — Whenever Dwight Howard is involved with anything, the subject often becomes what he can’t do rather than what he can. Last season, for instance, even with all the criticism Howard and the Lakers endured, he still led the NBA with 12.4 rebounds per game. He also averaged 17.1 ppg while shooting more than 57 percent from the floor. But Dwight’s free throw shooting has long bedeviled even his most ardent admirers. Last season he shot 49.2 percent from the line, below his already low career average of 57.7 percent.

At some point last season, Howard agreed to a free throw shooting contest against Kelly Nielsen, the daughter of Los Angeles Times columnist TJ Simers. So Nielsen, a housewife and mother of three who lives in Arizona, recently flew into Los Angeles for the shooting spectacle. Simers took the opportunity to grill Howard on his shooting and his future, then turned Howard loose on the line. Howard volunteered to shoot lefty, and with $5,000 going to charity, everyone seemed to have a good time.

Dwight, however, probably wishes this had turned out a little differently …
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(video via B/R)

NBA Style: Spotlight On The Modern Suit

NBA Style
By the NBA.com Style Crew

While many NBA players have different interpretations of high fashion and the latest trends, some are sticking with basic suits, while still mixing it up a bit. Perhaps the most important facet of today’s suit is an ability to break up the pieces and wear them with other items in your wardrobe. Let’s take a look at several different styles, including trends that can become part of any closet. Keep up with the conversation using #NBAStyle.

THE EXPERTLY TAILORED SUIT
Derrick Rose
, Amar’e Stoudemire and Zach Randolph are in favor of finely tailored, slim cuts.

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Dwight Howard Has A Joke For You


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ALL BALL NERVE CENTER – “Heh heh, heh heh, you said stupid.” — Dwight Howard, probably
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(h/t Deadspin)

NBA Style: It’s Gotta Be The Shoes


The adidas vs. Jordan Brand rivalry heats up by proxy as Dwight (adidas) and Russell Westbrook (Jordan Brand) clown on each other’s shoes.
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Dwight’s Center Center For Centers (Video)

By Jeff Case

 

Lest we’ve all forgotten with the Dwightmare and Dwama and all, Dwight Howard can be a pretty funny guy when he wants to be. Things have gotten quite heavy in Lakerland with the 9-12 start and on and on, so if you’re an L.A. fan, this video is great proof of just how hilarious Howard might lighten your mood.

It’s a spot-on parody of those heart-wrenching ASPCA commercials for animal cruelty, from the Sarah McLachlan-inspired song parody of “Angels” (we’re gonna say this song is called “Arms of Dikembe”) to the dramatic, somber tone of Dwight, you can’t help but get a chuckle.

It’s also perfectly timed to tie in with our man Steve Aschburner‘s Hang Time blog post about how removing the center position from the All-Star ballot might leave some of Dwight’s big man compatriots out in the cold.

Enjoy the laughs, everyone.

BONUS! A great behind-the-scenes video, too:

Rookies get owned by Dwight Howard

by Zettler Clay IV

The new center in L.A. was finally cleared for 5-on-5 runs. While this new center is being coy about his return date, a couple of rookie centers on the Lakers’ roster got down and dirty in the paint with said center:



Poor Robert Sacre and Greg Somogyi, who looked like they just faced basketball hell. They shouldn’t worry though. The rest of the league’s big men could be mimicking their expressions sooner rather than later.

On an unrelated — totally related — note, it appears that Lakers practices are the place to be:


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Dwight Howard visits Ellen and dances to tell about it

by Zettler Clay IV

Outside of preparing to help the Black Mamba to a sixth ring establish his mark in Lakerland, Dwight Howard took time to visit Ellen DeGeneres Thursday to give his best *Kobe impersonation, discuss Finding Nemo and dish on the reason he smiles so much.



Oh yeah, he also danced. A lot.



*It appears Kobe — who visited Ellen a day later — is more concerned with Howard’s on-court impression than off-court impression.


Jason Terry Is Pushing His Luck With The Whole Championship Trophy Tattoos

by Micah Hart

Remember two seasons ago, when we found out Jason Terry got a Larry O’Brien trophy tattooed on his bicep at the start of the Mavericks’ title-winning campaign? That was amazing. Like once-in-a-lifetime amazing, especially considering the general consensus on the Mavs’ title chances at the beginning of the year.

Apparently Terry has decided to double down on tattoo-related predictions, as the new member of the Boston Celtics tweeted this new addition to his arsenal of ink:

I love the confidence, JET, you know I do, but you saw the Lakers’ recent trade, right? You’re going to need the luck o’ the Irish and the luck o’ the Dwight Howard recurring back injury to pull this one off.

H/T @jasonterry31

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Watch A Building Detonate

by Kevin McCormack

This would have been an apt metaphor had Dwight Howard fled town at the trade deadline, but that being said, here’s a video of the old Amway Arena imploding:

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Pau Gasol Reacts To Staying With Lakers

by Micah Hart

An interesting day for the Lakers — after months of speculation about the futures of guys like Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum, both of them stayed put, while seemingly Laker For Life Derek Fisher was somewhat unceremoniously shipped out in what was essentially a cost-cutting move.

After Dwight Howard, it’s possibly no other player was the subject of more speculation about his future than Gasol, famously prompting Kobe Bryant to call out Lakers management to poop or get off the pot, if you will.

The deadline passed today at 3 p.m. ET, and with Gasol still safely ensconced in Purple and Gold, he took to YouTube to address his situation, and you can feel the relief just pour out of him:

Classy guy. Like many, many players, I imagine he is very happy to have this day behind him.

H/T PBT

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