By Nick Margiasso
Monday afternoon, the Miami Heat were hosted by President Obama at the White House. It was an honor for, you know, being the best professional basketball team in the world last year. In return, it was an honor to be in the company of Dwyane Wade’s outfit — especially his shoes. President Obama even said so himself in good humor … I mean, how could he help himself.
Person not as on point as Dwyane Wade (PNAOPADWade): “What are you wearing to the White House?”
DWade: “You mean, besides a grey suit?”
DWade: “Oh, just a classic pair of gangster wingtips that had a threesome with a pair of skateboard shoes and bowling shoes in a five-toned room made of gloss and suede.”
PNAOPADWade: “Ha ha. Oh yeah?”
DWade: (Pulling out kicks) “YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
PNAOPADWade: (Eyes explode, turns to sand)
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